Download Hack and Slime
What could be scarier than a massive dungeon-tower infested with skulls, ogres, and dragons? That those same monsters ride the largest multinational in the world with it. You know; business is business.
Fight your way with fire and sword through more than 50 levels of pure action in a Hack and Slash as epic as it is hilarious: Skip all the sequences and dialogues, who cares? Farm dozens of hours until enemies are nothing more than punching bags, beat 200 hours of a no-budget indie game, and then cry on forums about how short it is.
Do you want me to convince you even a little more? No problem:
2D side-scrolling? ✔
Pixelart? ✔
Screen Shake? ✔
Bloom and chromatic aberration? ✔
Coin attraction? ✔
Call him Roguelike on the internet? ✔
Absurdly over-power skills? ✔
Free underate us on Metacritic?✔
Do not wait any longer and join the adventure of defeating "Warpmazon" (do not report us, please), and eventually, if you earn enough money... save the world.
Fight your way with fire and sword through more than 50 levels of pure action in a Hack and Slash as epic as it is hilarious: Skip all the sequences and dialogues, who cares? Farm dozens of hours until enemies are nothing more than punching bags, beat 200 hours of a no-budget indie game, and then cry on forums about how short it is.
Do you want me to convince you even a little more? No problem:
2D side-scrolling? ✔
Pixelart? ✔
Screen Shake? ✔
Bloom and chromatic aberration? ✔
Coin attraction? ✔
Call him Roguelike on the internet? ✔
Absurdly over-power skills? ✔
Free underate us on Metacritic?✔
Do not wait any longer and join the adventure of defeating "Warpmazon" (do not report us, please), and eventually, if you earn enough money... save the world.